Low-Key Lysmith

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  What is on your keychain?

  by lonelysheep in

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  i haven't changed or added anything on mine for about a year.

  so it's the car dealership tag, mario from super mario bros., 7 savings cards for grocery stores and the gym id tag.

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  My truck key, my gf's car key and alarm doohickey, keys to all the cablelocks for my guns, house key, cigar punch, LED flashlight, tiny Swiss Army Knife, and a bottle opener.

  I try to keep my keychain as concise as possible. I can't understand how some people can walk around carrying these monstrous things with little stuffed animals and charms and other useless crap all over them. Besides, a heavy key chain does major damage to the ignition in your vehicle by swinging back and forth while you drive.
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  JW elder convicted of raping teen sisters in congregation

  by Rado Vleugel in

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  a jehovahs witnesses elder was sentenced to at least 25 years in prison for raping two teenage sisters in his congregation.

  read the rest .

  rado vleugel.

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  Cut his balls off with a rusty hacksaw and shoot him in both kneecaps.
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  where are you right this minute? It

  by coffee_black in

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  Sitting @ my computer desk on my day off with a steaming cup of joe in lovely Vancouver, Washington checking the Columbia River fish counts over Bonneville Dam trying to decide where I'm going to go fishing today. I am right at this moment wrestling with the cat who loves to look at the screen while I type. We have a rare sunny fall day here on the shores of the Mighty Columbia. It would seem a shame to waste it inside. Those salmon and steelhead aren't going to catch themselves.

  FEAR NO FISH!!!!!!!!!

  -Breck
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  What is "goth" really like?

  by daystar in

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  oh my goth!!!

  - http://www.ps260.com/editors/hein_goth.html.

  what's really funny is that... it's almost true!

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  I recently revisited my old 80's goth roots a couple of weeks ago when Bauhaus did a reuinion show here in Portland, Oregon. It was a decent show, but you can tell they're getting old just like me. You know you're getting old when you have dry dreams and wet farts. I was going thru my old cassette tape collection the other day and came across some really archaic stuff: Current 93, Legendary Pink Dots, Samhain, Christian Death, Lydia Lunch, Tones on Tail, Skinny Puppy, Front 242, all my old Misfits and Danzig stuff, Fields of the Nephilim, Coil, Dead Can Dance, Peter Murphy, Sisters of Mercy, etc.,etc.
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  Oregon Apostafest

  by Low-Key Lysmith in

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  i just wanted to say how nice it was to meet everybody and put faces to screen names.

  the party was a hoot.

  thank you brenda c for putting it all together.

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  Everybody must be sleeping it off.
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  Oregon Apostafest

  by Low-Key Lysmith in

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  i just wanted to say how nice it was to meet everybody and put faces to screen names.

  the party was a hoot.

  thank you brenda c for putting it all together.

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  BTW, Brenda, are you going to post the pics? There are some really attractive apostates 'round these parts.
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  Oregon Apostafest

  by Low-Key Lysmith in

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  i just wanted to say how nice it was to meet everybody and put faces to screen names.

  the party was a hoot.

  thank you brenda c for putting it all together.

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  I just wanted to say how nice it was to meet everybody and put faces to screen names. The party was a hoot. Thank you Brenda C for putting it all together. Everybody was really nice. My only question is, when I went to take some of the folks on a tour of the property, where did everybody else go? When we got back to the Pub, everybody had made a break for it. Sphere, Cady, Chrissy, Buster and I were the last of the Mohicans. I guess it was kinda late.

  I hope everybody had safe travels home. We'll all have to do it again soon., and like I said, It was an honor to meet all of you. I hope Kevan is not nursing too horrible a Terminator Stout hangover.

  With love,

  -Breck
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  How do you like your steak?

  by JH in

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  well done, medium, rare?

  and how do you cook it?

  on the grill, in a frying pan, or grill in the oven?

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  Bloody. 30 seconds on each side on a smoking hot grill. Garlic mashers on the side. Asparagus sauteed in butter with minced garlic, fresh cracked black pepper, and some lemon zest. Don't forget a nice fresh garden or caesar salad. A little A-1 or 57 or both. That's it, I'm headed for the butcher shop for a nice porterhouse.
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  My 4-Yr Old Niece Casts Judgement

  by truth1 in

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  so, i was talking to my sister and she was quite disturbed.

  we grew up in the jw organization and she no longer attends the kh, neither do i. my other sister is a pioneer (btw she was known as the biggest slut of the century).

  anyway, my pioneer sister's granddaughter, whose father is disfellowshipped, was eating with my other sister who doesn't attend the kh and my sister asked her to recite some scriptures since she found out she remembered by heart a lot of scriptures.

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  I remember an incident when I wasn't much older than 4, when I marched up to our neighbor's doorstep and announced that Jehovah was going to kill them at Armageddon because they had Halloween decorations in their yard. What a little jackass. My parents praised me for it too.
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  The RatMan cometh!!! LMAO, You have got to see this!!!

  by Elsewhere in

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  ratman!!

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  Oh ma Gawd that was funny!!!! I'll bet that fella peed his little pink panties.